...Ah, the first of hopefully many. And I say "hopefully many" because I've attempted to start blogging, oh I don't know, THREE TIMES now. Which will make you all very happy to hear that I have now started being a SAHWM or "stay at home working mom". Maybe this will be something I can actually stick to. Well, the mom part I sort of have to, but the working part we'll see. I've started working from home selling something amazing and also I am about to learn how to do eyelash extensions. I'm really hoping I don't suck terribly at the eyelash thing because it seems to be quite the cash cow. I'm actually really excited about finally working again because I'm kind of a lazy piece of shit who is extremely lucky in the sense that I stopped working at 9 weeks pregnant; mainly because my boss was a huge fucking bitch, but also because, well, I'm lucky. I sound like such a stupid asshole right now.
Anyway, my goal is to document my super exciting life working from home with a baby who is full of sass, and I'm not even fucking joking, a 100lb dog who is needy as fuck, and my grown ass 32 year old boyfriend, aka toddler. I'll probably write about him the most because he is the basis of a lot annoying and hilarious situations in my life.
I live in a small town in Alberta, Canada, but before you feel sorry for me, because I feel sorry for you if you live somewhere with a population of less than 50,000, I'm 10 min away from a metropolis so basically I don't live in a small town. This is just some background on me because I really don't want to have to explain myself if I offend somebody. That would mean that somebody would actually have to read this blog other than my mom. And what does it say about me as a person that I want you to know I live in a small town but not really?
As you can tell, I swear, a lot. I've been told that it means I'm intelligent and I know I am so basically that ecard was accurate. I'm also extremely vulgar so if that's not something you can handle, you need to get a sense of humour.
I can't wait for something extremely stupid to come out of my hubby's mouth so I can write about it. Give it a day, he's in Vegas (that's a whole different post for a totally different time and I think I need to start on some serious meds before I can even graze that topic).
You can follow me on instagram @sansanjovs and twitter @Sanja_Jovanovic. I'm really funny, I swear.
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