Sleep talking 101...

...You know, I almost don't know why I named the blog what I did because I feel like the majority of the blog will about the hilarious and stupid things my boyfriend says, especially in his sleep. So here are the top 5 things he has said in the last month that actually put me in a fit of laughter while he continued to snore away.

1. "I'm Ironman"... Oh are you? I didn't know that babe. Good for you.

2. "I'm the prettiest girl"... At this point, I realize he is a very, very confused man.

3. (This one is more of an action followed by an explanation). I woke up when he elbowed me in the chest as hard as he could. I opened my eyes to him above me saying "OH MY GOD! I'M SO SORRY". I was too shocked to really do anything, so I went back to sleep, which is clearly a completely fucking normal thing to do... The next morning I obviously had to investigate, so i asked him what he was dreaming about. He said he was dreaming about defending me while we got chased by thugs. Do me a favour babe, don't fucking protect me anymore.

4. "Just stop"... I don't even know where to begin with this one... I'm not sure i even want to know.

5. "They're catholic"... HAHAHAHHAHAHA...he fucking hates religion so this was the best thing Ive heard in a while. I don't know who is catholic and why he was dreaming about catholics but I can't wait to find out...

Did  I mention that when he says these things and I'm like "What???" he responds to me IN HIS SLEEP and has no recollection in the morning. Amazing really. The male mind is so simple...